look at these things
they’re like tiny
but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle
and they have funny ears and noses
I mean really
bats are amazing
This post is so fucking important to me
Trimeresurus flavoviridis ~ Habu
The incidence of snakebite in the Amami Islands is 2 per 1,000 people, which is very high. The venom of this species is of high toxicity, yet the fatality rate is less than 1%. If a bite victim receives medical care promptly, bites are not life-threatening. However, 6-8% do suffer permanent disability.
I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.”
and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.
@kdbugg14 killed a copperhead at Work today!!! #breaktime #snakekiller #copperhead #snakes #followme #scary
Congratulations. You successfully killed a non-venomous corn snake. And even if it was a venomous copperhead you could have called your local animal control to remove it safely rather than kill it. But then again I really have no hope for people like you who take pride in killing innocent animals then bragging about it like some hero.
You disgust me.
Congratulations, another fucking moron who decides to slaughter helpless, harmless animals.
Good job. Congrats. You’re clearly a creature worthy of high regard.
There’s a special place in hell for people like you, OP. If you can’t even ID a snake, you shouldn’t be trying to kill it. Now everyone knows what a disgusting pile of shit you are.
even if it was a copperhead… you’re a certified piece of shit.
copperheads control rodent populations, if you are too dull to care about snakes themselves, at least care about that. enjoy your rats.
60% of snakebite cases involve some dumbass trying to kill the snake. god, I hope you become part of that statistic.
Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS